The iPad is also the ultimate thing in case of a zombie apocalypse or any other disaster. You can have your most valuable photos and videos with you, GPS and the internet (while they still work), hours of entertainment... plus the insane battery life! Sounds kinda awesome, doesn't it?
*Robs every BB locally (and EB games wal mart) and grabs all PSP batteries/chargers that can be found and AAAs*Now unlike you i dont have to find a power source

Plus i dont have to rob every store all at once. im guessing where i currently live (with in a 10KM radios) there is about 2 million unused batteries

and about 30-40% are AAAs... while im at it i might as well grab all the 16/32GB mem cards able to be gotten to load up on content such as music etc...
so while you try finding a power source im hiding out with 2000 hrs+-* of play time (approx)

*able to grab say 5% of the 30% (30000) over 3 over approx 5 hours (music should last 10-12 while videos should last about 3-5) thats not including the PSP batteries which i would of grabbed which since are not fully charged (about 25-50%) should also give a extra 100-1000 depending on how many i can get... How heavy? well lets say out of 30k 10% are NiHM 50% Alkaline and 40% lithium about 310KG now think about it divide that over 5 convenience stores 5 major stores your looking at about 30-70KG per place. Who cant lift that in 2-4 shots each place? and would take about 3 hour to do the whole trip which could span over 1 week

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And of course i would be driving

Plus the Alkaline batteries can double as land minds

but that would require a 9V battery... But who cares... only need 200 of em.
Edit: messed up should of multiplied not divided... its actually 50,000 hours with 30000 AAAs...
Edit 2: actually i prob only have to hit one place... Costco which is very close to me

they usually keep a huge skid of batteries somewhere...